Today I basically did a whole lota' nothing... And it was great. ;)
I spent 40% on the computer, 50% sleeping, && 10% watching The Office re-runs. Oh, how I love weekends.
But, like all good things. They end. :(
Well, Katy Perry went to Six Flags... I'm so jealous! I've only been once this summer, and I wish I could go again. That must suck, though. You go to the bathroom and everyone waits by your stall trying to get you to sign their face or something. ...Creepy. But, something's gotta give, right? ;)
-It's okay to laugh.
Even if it's really stupid.
Well, here's a few jokes... (Yes, they are blonde jokes. ;)
...Yes. I am a blonde.
1... A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2... There was three blondes stranded on a island far, far away. They saw a magic bottle floating on the water. They retrieved it and they went ahead and rubbed it, a genie came out and said " thank you very much lady's". the genie said, just for that I will grant you all one wish and one wish only, so all three blondes were happy.
The first blonde said I want to be rich and have a big mansion with a big swimming pool," poof", she was gone having a good time.
The second blonde said, I want to be a millionaire and own a plane with a cute husband to take care of me and travel the world, ' poof", she was of with her husband having a good time.
Then the third blonde was so sad. And the genie asked, "what is wrong?", the blonde said, you know what I wish, "I wish my friends were back here with me", and "poof", there they are, back together again.
3... A blonde decides to give back to society. She finally decides to paint an old man's home for free. "So, what do I paint?" she asks the old man.
"The porch," he laughs like there's an inside joke. "Ok!" she says excitedly. The old man walks in his house and his wife looks upset at him.
"Did you tell her the porch goes all around the house?" she asks. The man shook his head.
"Hey!" the blonde calls, in half hour, "I'm done, and I even had paint left over so I put a second coat." she explains.
The happy man waves as the blonde leaves. "And by the way," the blonde says, "That's not a porsche, that's a ferrari."
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-Grace
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